From MSNBC: We all know that walking and texting is a tough combination -- but a Staten Island teen learned the hard way when she fell into an uncovered sewer manhole while trying to send a message. Oops.
Alternative Ending Idea #1
How TWILIGHT should have ended (thanks, @realjohngreen). I think I would have liked it better with dinosaurs. But maybe that's just me.
Worst. Book Signings. Ever
Chances are, you will never have a book signing as bad as the ones described on this blog. But if you do, well, think of the stories you can tell.